A Glass of Wine ...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

And those who don't and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

 

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria

found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of s_ _ _