Thursday, July 5, 2012

Top Guns (David, Gavin, and Andy)

Don't mess around with this group.  They've got the guns to blow you off the courts.  To play them, you'll need a flak jacket, kevlar helmet, and lots of life insurance.  And of course, don't forget your titanium/graphite composite athletic cup which can repel everything including a sharply pointed nuclear warhead mounted on a Titan IV intercontinental ballistic rocket.

However, it does have one weakness:  A cute gal in a Ann Taylor-designed itsy bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dotted bikini.

3 comments:

  1. These guys are nothing special. MEG CAN BEAT THEM

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  2. Wow. You've got the confidence, Ozzie. But would she have to wear a itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dotted bikini to do it?

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